That word. You keep using it but I don’t it means what you think it means.
No matter how amazing your commercials you will never win Internet explorer you are not an upgrade.
Next week I’m gunna treat myself to a bottle of tanquary and a quarter. Payday you could not come quick enough. Curling up with 50 shades of grey.
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this movie
rhyse, you are a cool guy but i do not think pizza should actually be president, that would be a disaster because pizza is a food and does not actually have any sort of thinking abilities, much less the capability for strategic planning and consistent rationality that you would probably have to have in order to be president in the first place
But George Bush was president for 8 years and had none of those qualifications.
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